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This is a SNSD, SHINee, EXO biased blog. oh, i also reblog cats. lots of them. and other random stuff. Wes. 20. Filipina. SONE. SHAWOL. BANA. Sooyoungster. Locket. Taemint. ninjas online

no seriously exo m good job, mature little shits

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but then we have stupid exo k over here with this dude and his gay rainbow hair

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chanyeol looking like he just got kicked in the balls

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kyungsoo enjoying them 

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purple haired suho getting it on with baek

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baek’s just like ‘yee’

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and then there’s jongin just like

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‘how the hell did i end up here wtf niggas u gay’

(Source : kaiwearsbras)

If EXO Was a Phone

Kris: That high class phone that your friends will be envious of..... All other phones besides this one are peasants.
Xiumin: He will be indestructible. He'll be like the Nokia 3310.
Tao: That super customizable phone so every time you unlock it, a super kawaii sound is gonna come out. A panda will also be in the headphone jack cause why the fuck not.
Luhan: A flip phone cause he's a manly man and ain't nobody got time for fancy shit.
Chen: He wouldn't even be a phone. He's gonna be 2 cups attached to a string.
Lay: The phone that's so old it makes your friends laugh but this phone actually ends up working the best in calling and messaging.
Suho: The phone that will last through the ages and still works after 3 generations.
Chanyeol: That busted up ghetto ass phone that went through hell and back but still works like a fucking champion.
Baekhyun: That phone that you keep loosing but it always shows up in the strangest places. Like how the hell did you even get there will be a reoccurring thought with this phone.
Sehun: The phone that everywhere you go there's signal but when you need it, it laughs at your face and drops calls.
D.O.: That phone with really awesome features. It's gonna have like a 30 megapixel camera or some shit like that.
Kai: That really sexy ass phone that's the newest predecessor to a smartphone line. It's the kind of phone tech fans would love to dry hump.
Me: Onew can not get any more perfect
Onew: puts on glasses
Onew: what was that
Onew: I can't hear you over my perfection
Onew: or your crying

EXO MEMBERS AND THEIR FANDOMS

Baekhyun: SONE
Chanyeol : ELF
Luhan: CASSIE
Lay: SHAWOL
Sehun: BELIEBER